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Daily Jokes/Chistes Diarios
on August 19th 2016
This is a daily thing where I tell jokes every day, except weekends. This conversation will start next Monday.
on August 25th 2016
You do realize that it is now Thursday and you have posted no joke.
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
on August 26th 2016
That is a good joke! Thanks! 
on August 26th 2016
8/26/2016
Q: Where would the parking lot flood at?
A: In the car pool.
on September 1st 2016
9/1/2016
Q: Where do rabbits learn to fly?
A: The hare force.
on September 3rd 2016
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it is two tired!
on September 4th 2016
No me se ninguno en ingles :s
Habia una ves un perro que se llamaba chiste
paso por la carretera. lo aplasto un carro
y se acabo el chiste (?
aunque no me da risa lo he oido mucho xD
on September 6th 2016
9/6/2016
Q: What do you call a male cow who is taking a nap?
A: A bull dozer.
on September 7th 2016
9/7/2016
Q: What do cows like on their hot dogs?
A: Moostard
on September 19th 2016
9/19/2016
Q: How do you make a cow float?
A: Root beer, two scoops of ice cream, a cow, and a cherry
on September 24th 2016
So much for daily...
on September 28th 2016
9/28/2016
Q: What's a boxer's favorite drink?
A: Punch
on October 11th 2016
10/11/2016
Q: Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A: She wanted a milk shake.
on October 13th 2016
10/13/2016
Q: What animal catches flames?
A: Fire Fox
on October 17th 2016
10/17/2016
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A skunk rolling down a hill.
on October 18th 2016
here is good joke please dont be triggered i dont mean to insult
Q:3 jews walk into a bar
A: i lied it was a gas chamber
on October 18th 2016
Sorry but that is a very bad joke and repeated in extremely bad taste.
Highly inappropriate.
There is nothing funny about the Holocaust.
I am not Jewish but I am offended.
Very poor taste indeed.
on October 18th 2016
10/18/2016
Q: What's a harp?
A: A piano with no clothes on.
on October 18th 2016
Took me a minute but good one Nibbler!
on October 19th 2016
10/19/2016
Q: What's the smallest room in the world?
A: A mushroom.
on November 1st 2016
11/1/2016
Q: What's a mushroom?
A: Another name for a school cafeteria.
on November 15th 2016
11/15/2016
Q: What did the shrimp do when he was desperate for money?
A: He pawned everything.