Daily Jokes/Chistes Diarios

10/11/2016
Q: Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A: She wanted a milk shake.

10/13/2016
Q: What animal catches flames?
A: Fire Fox

10/17/2016
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A skunk rolling down a hill.

here is good joke please dont be triggered i dont mean to insult
Q:3 jews walk into a bar
A: i lied it was a gas chamber

Sorry but that is a very bad joke and repeated in extremely bad taste.
Highly inappropriate.
There is nothing funny about the Holocaust.

I am not Jewish but I am offended.
Very poor taste indeed.

10/18/2016
Q: What's a harp?
A: A piano with no clothes on.

Took me a minute but good one Nibbler!

10/19/2016
Q: What's the smallest room in the world?
A: A mushroom.

11/1/2016
Q: What's a mushroom?
A: Another name for a school cafeteria.

11/15/2016
Q: What did the shrimp do when he was desperate for money?
A: He pawned everything.